Overheard in our bathroom

It was James' bath time, DH likes to do the baths, I usually use this time to clean up around the place.

Tonight I had finished up and was sitting watching James splash.

He reached down and grabbed his boy parts.

Mommy: Yes James that is your penis, but you don't need to hold onto it, it won't fall off.

Daddy: don't believe her James, she doesn't have one, hers fell off!!


Hee hee hee...